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6 Buried Movies From Famous Talent …That You’ll Never See


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Comic book nerds everywhere are still riding high on the Snyder Cut release, but it's the exception that proves the rule: Most of the time, a movie with a troubled production will come out and be forgotten. Of course, sometimes, it won't come out at all, whether because the copyright is too complicated to be worth it, the director doesn't want anyone seeing it, or something even stranger is going on. Take a look at some of the weirdest ones, kind of like the opposite of a film festival: A place to go and not see movies...

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The Lost SNL Movie With Bill Murray Driving A Bus To The Moon

After years of Saturday Night Live being a more discussed political issue than goddamn Crimea, it can be easy to forget how exciting and funny it was when it began in 1975. There were only 3 TV channels to pick from when SNL's first season began, and that kind of anarchic, nerdy comedy just didn't make it on the airwaves. SNL helped people realize that a general audience would enjoy weird, specific comedy, which today is practically carved in stone over the entrance to the internet. It was such a smash hit that everyone involved got to write their own checks for a while.

That included Tom Schiller, who was in the original writer's room and directed a lot of their weirder pre-taped shorts. We'd compare his stuff to late '70s "Mmm, Whatcha Say" if that video weren't already 13 years old, you living mummy reading this article. But like The Lonely Island after him, Schiller wanted to make movies. He got his wish with Nothing Lasts Forever, a black-and-white comedy he made in 1983, featuring SNL regulars like Dan Aykroyd as a mean boss and Bill Murray as, yes, the conductor of a bus that goes to a mall on the moon.

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This was the same year as Ghostbusters, so there’s an alternate timeline where people are mad online about the all-female remake of this.

The movie is an absurdist comedy featuring a fascist Manhattan that won't allow any artists into the city without applying for "a creative license," a secret cabal of hobos who run the world, multiple musical numbers spliced in from old movies, and Gremlins' Zach Galligan as a famous pianist who can't play a single note. The goodwill from SNL didn't go that far, and the studio flat-out refused to release the movie when they saw how absurd it was. Since then, those spliced musical numbers have meant the copyright issues are a little too complicated to ever officially release, but it's found its way out there, and this state of affairs might not last forever ... Hmm? Hmm? Yeah, moving on ...

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Louis C.K.’s Perfectly-Timed Woody Allen Tribute Film

Next is another black-and-white movie by a former SNL writer set in New York City, but that's where the similarities end. Louis C.K. actually got his break as a writer and director, but he gave up directing almost entirely after being locked out by the studio on his movie Pootie Tang ... We here at Cracked know when a joke would be in poor taste, so please instead take a solemn moment with this picture of a poison dart frog.

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Only gut twistingly cringy if you lick it.

Anyway, after years of enormous success performing, writing, and producing, C.K. decided the time had come to get back in the director's chair. The movie he made was called I Love You, Daddy, starring Chloë Grace Moretz as the daughter of a character played by C.K. himself. Moretz's character gets seduced by John Malkovich as a creepy old director known for perving on girls. The movie was meant to premiere on November 17th, 2017, but on November 9th, five women stepped forward with allegations of sexual abuse from C.K., and its release was nixed immediately.

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Probably safest, all things considered, to put another poison dart frog here. Look at those colors!

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